Overrated ? That is not
Well, I always passed my examinations without any
Yes, and it was really arduous.
Exactly, I will now push the button with my belt
No ! Wait !
It is true. You are overrated.
But why ?
That doesn't matter now. If we want to get out, he has
to tell us our true ranks. You can start with me. I am on purple
belt level ... !?
Whaaaat ? §$F/&U$C$=/(K%& !!!
And me ?
Ha ! I only got a
white belt. It doesn't go any lower. I will push the white
Nooo ! Don't !!
Excuse me ? No way that I am
The tape spoke of telling the true rank. There is one
What other ... underrated ?
Well, yes, you have already reached orange belt
Push the orange button.
No, first I want to know why.
For political reasons. I wanted to keep you down in
order to give someone else the feeling that he ... so that he ...
would do me ... favors ... and ... to establish ... my order ... in
the club ... somehow.
You ... you ...
As we have just learned, the appropriate technical
term is "antisensei".
I am on brown belt
No, it is purple, well nearly, actually more like
green, but sometime in the future you might, I mean
Push the green button, this !$&€/%# is meanwhile
caught up in his own illusions.
Will do so ..... I am still here. It
And our active vocabulary is augmented with
the phrase "Passing with lying colors".
OK, everybody is out of their
cages. Let's unlock the door. Move carefully through it
and then along the hallway.
Who is doing this to us ?
There is the rumour of a renegade from the
Karate-Doctor website, called Jigbelt.
Keep straight on, around the corner and ... a door
again. Locked ! There is another tape.
Hello, belt dreamers. If you made it
until here, you have realized where you are really standing
and whom you are dealing with. Antisensei, you did not only
give away scores of undeserved graduations, but you are
completely overrated yourself. Up to now you have only been
talking. Now is the time to act. In order to open this door,
you need a further key. This key is inside you. The clock on
the wall shows how much time you've got to get it out. If the
time is up, the door remains locked, and the room will be
flooded with green color.
Antisensei, your black belt contains a
strong laxative, and to get the key in time, you have to
destroy the belt as the symbol of your charlatanry and eat it.
On the table you find knives, forks, and spices. Make your
I am the Sensei, I am the Sensei,
I will not
End of part I