Dojopoly
Chance Cards
You read a book about strategy and power. Trying to put it into practice makes you loose all green belts.
You use the inexperience of a club to lodge yourself in.
You get 3 orange belts.
You promote a purple belt student to brown belt because he wants to leave the club.
You get 1 green belt.
You get a new dan rank for registering many members at the national association.
Take 1 purple belt.
You staffed most positions with your minions. Take 2 brown belts and throw the dice again.
You name a tournament after yourself.
Take 1 green belt.
The defamation of critical members proceeds well. You get 2 yellow belts.
The budo association praises your preemptive obedience.
You get 1 brown belt.
You establish a new club in the surrounding region.
Take 20 white belts and draw another card.
You accidentally give away two ranks at the same time.
Pay 2 green belts.
You succeeded to acquire a club minivan, which you can use as your private car.
Take 3 yellow belts.
One of your followers tells the truth. You loose all orange belts.
Several people refuse to accept ranks from you. You loose half of your belts. Round down to your disadvantage.
You see this game and loose your temper.
Pay 2 brown belts.
Guests from outside do not realize whom they are dealing with. You get 2 purple belts.
You rent a van to travel the region as a rolling club. You get 10 white belts.
You go through the traffic lights on red because you think it is the same as green.
Pay 10 yellow belts.
You succeeded in infiltrating a club.
Take 5 purple belts.
You get 3 green-belts for firing a non-obedient instructor.
The club hires you after you seized everything. Take 6 yellow belts.
Your manipulations are exposed on a website. You loose a quarter of your belts. Round down to your disadvantage.
You shift unwanted members to a special training class.Take 5 yellow belts.
One of your devotees leaves the club.
Pay 2 orange belts.
A former club member recognizes you in the street.
You delude several members. Take 3 green belts.
Another club does not realize who you are and makes you its instructor.
Take 10 whilte belts.
A TV show debunks what is going on in your club.
You loose all yellow and orange belts.
Five of your brown belt students are leaving the club. You loose 2 orange-belts and 3 green-belts.
You are tracked by a cult hunter. You loose 5 green belts.
Several members get fooled by you. Take 3 green belts and throw again.
In a billard hall you paint brown stripes onto all balls. Take 1 green belt.
You can finally live from your charlatanry.
Take 5 brown belts and draw another card.
Your rank
give-away licence gets extended.
Take 5 orange belts.
The indoctrination of beginners advances well. You get 5 yellow belts.
During an excursion you talk in your sleep. You loose all purple and brown belts.
A TV report warns of con men. You feel insulted and sue the station. Change your green belts for orange belts at a 1:1 ratio.
You try to sell purple bananas. Pay 5 yellow-belts.
You loose all brown belts to a genuine dojo. You loose all brown belts.
The uninformed club assembly re-elects you.
You get 2 purple belts.
Reflecting about yourself makes you vomit.
Pay 1 brown belt.
You appoint someone incompetent as instructor because he might be useful for you.
Your activities abroad come to a deadlock.
A financial audit is impending.
Pay 2 purple belts.
You get several cease-and-desist orders for false assertions on your website. Pay 2 purple belts.
You are to be replaced by a rank dispensing machine.
Pay 1 belt from each color.
You talk several members into a guilty conscience. Take 1 purple belt.
An official from the budo association praises your relentless decadence.
Several members report of a genuine dojo.
An unregenerate member doesn't do you any favours. Pay 1 green belt.
You are embarrassed because some members won't get fooled by you. Pay 5 yellow belts.
One of your vassall clubs hangs up a picture of you.
You get 10 orange belts.
You sue an instructor for lese-majeste and loose the trial.
The club wants to pay you a secretary so that you can utilize it more efficiently.
You get 1 purple belt.
Some beginners realize where they really are and leave the club. You loose 6 white belts.
The budo association refuses to give you a representative job.
Pay 10 orange belts.
The sponsors of a big event realize whom they are dealing with. Pay 4 purple belts. A newspaper report exposes your scam. You loose all orange and green belts. You let yourself get cloned. You loose all belts and all clubs and get 1 white belt. Go back onto START.
The sponsors of a big event realize whom they are dealing with.
Pay 4 purple belts.
A newspaper report
exposes your scam. You loose all orange and green belts.
You let yourself get cloned. You loose all belts and all clubs and get
1 white belt.
Go back onto START.
Cards to fill in yourself
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