Famous Last Words       "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  In my club there are only obedient" "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I am so popular that"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  Without me, nothing would"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  These street gangs are my dear" "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.   Do me a favor and"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I demand that"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  This compliant chainsaw would never"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I can stroke this loyal crocodile without"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  Wouldn't you like to become my submissive"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  If I was attacked, my devotees would"   "I am the club chairman, I am the club chairman.  No one doubts my"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I am the sensei, I am the"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I can stir up this loyal hornet's nest without" "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I'll promote you if you don't"   "I am the boss, I am the boss.  No one would"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  Do you remember me, I was your"   "I am the antisensei, I am the ... Oh crap!"    "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  My useful helpers would never"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  Even these cannibals do respect my"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  Nobody dares to"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  Everybody wants something from"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  This fighting dog adores me as his"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I am the sensei, I am the sensei."   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I am as popular as"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  Everybody must"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  The obedient gravity would never"   "I am the sensei, I am"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I own the fourth"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I am the club chair"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I am the club"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  I don't know what this is all"   "I am the sensei, I am the sensei.  If you don't like it, you should"       © 2007  EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE

Comment   These are the charlatan's famous last words from the ultra-short stories and several new ones. There is once again considerable overlap.   © 2007  EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE