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Select perfumes from classic to
modern
Spring
Edition L'édition
du Printemps
Frühlings-Edition
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Swan
Song
Just in
time for the new season arrives a further product
for the mainstream market. No experiments but the
cosy certainty of habitual monotony. A leaden
exuberance lies on the entrenched top notes and
drapes the perfume wearer into an aura of smooth
perdition. | | |
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Cauchemar
Rose
The
latest hit from the house of Coco Nuts. In the
opening a rather unspectacular exponent of
bungling bouquets. Only when the mist of novelty
has faded away, does the presence of fruity
dilettantism become visible. It is an orgy of
graduated colors, boosting one's ego, and
establishing a burden for the
future. | | |
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Trésor de
Copinage
A sheer layer of sludge covers
the teint and provides a lavish foundation for the
following olfactory journey. A product for the
entire family, which blends seamlessly into
established worldviews. The prizewinning flacon is
also certified as a dog
toy. | | |
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Antidan N°
5
As usual,
the updated Antidan edition carries us into
dreamworlds. Additives oozing charm give a feeling
of magical powers. Even newbies will be quickly
captured by the colorful scent ladder. The
hypnotic series of attested aromas suggests
exalted sovereignty. A premium product of
decorative
cosmetics. | | |
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Forest Walk
An award-winning composition
designed according to guidelines from the umbrella
organization of commercial perfumers. Born in the
olfactory slums of industrial mass production,
this fragrance quickly gains momentum. It is
the sensation of spending an evening in the sauna
together with a sounder of hogs. An odour which
will stay for years. Experts speak of a so-called
smell-tattoo. Surely not for beginners, it
replaces the daily bath in furniture
polish. | | |
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Scent of
Zero
An assortment of inferior
ingredients consorts with ambitious tinkering.
Never does the scent silo attempt to deny its
origin. Usage of the fluid entails serious
application of disinfectants. All flacons have the
same
content. | | |
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Pillock's
Delight
Never out-of-fashion, Pillock's
Delight embodies an inexperienced helper primed to
be exploited. The top note reveals glittering
lethargy merging seamlessly with a heart of
determined indifference. Any spark of fallow
insight will be plowed under. It is a gridlocked
escape, a journey in a roundabout, and an homage
to the tradition of frozen hecticness. A real gem
for the local
botany. | | |
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Grande
Surprise
The international
fragrance pyramid is enhanced by innovative
facets. A cowardly base caters for beguiling
inaptitude. The uncritical
top note develops a latent adherence and mingles
with powdery hypocrisy. The flacon can be
effortlessly opened and closed. A functional
atomizer facilitates the optimal dispersion of
this Eau de
Toilettes. | | |
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Count
Manure
The
flowery-laxative Count Manure is the aristocracy
of perfumes. The elitist sprayer radiates the
charm of a Shakespeare sonnet recited by a horde
of macaques. Its viscous reverberation emulsifies
mundane fraud with megalomanic conceit. The
precious flacon can be easily disposed of before
use. | | |
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Révélation
KD
A new
line from the Karate-Doctor manufacture, which
covers the entire product range from vulgar
over refined to subtle. This latest creation
surprises with a low profile, only whispering
attacks, and challenging the
imagination. | | |
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