Making
Of
Graphics on
the Karate-Doctor
Website
More and more requests are piling up
on how the sophisticated images of the Karate-Docor website are
being rendered, for
instance
and also the Karate-Doctor
logos
A detailed analysis of the
graphics generation is beyond the scope of this text, so only
some essential steps are illustrated with the
logos.
Both the rectangular and circular
logos are manually created from templates. Their production is
one of today's most challenging high-tech undertakings and can only
be accomplished by close cooperation of different fields of
expertise, such as materials science, aerospace engineering, fast
food chains, and artistic design. In the course of development, a
number of patents were granted, outclassing the insights from
extra-terrestrial technology in area 51, for example
smartphones with integrated fertilizer stick
mode.
The final products are
those forms with which the logos of the Karate-Doctor website
are
made.
Templates for the rectangular
logos:
The center of this template contains
the Karate-Doctor crest. It goes back to the Middle Ages where the
predecessor of the Karate-Doctor, the "Knight-Doctor", had been
established as a union of several halberd protection organisations.
Even back then it was about combatting charlatanry. At that time the
knighthood got more and more endangered by so called "Horseshoe
Henchmen". Local busybodies wanted to increase their status within
the country and knighted anybody and everybody able to hold a
hammer. This gave birth to the so called "Knave-Clique-Caste", which
was despised by genuine knights.
Templates for the circular
logos:
Here is again a version with
the Karate-Doctor
crest.
All templates contain a
titanium-briquette core, which is surrounded by several layers of
thermite. The surface consists of an alloy on the basis of the
secret cola ingredient. The colors are generated by inclusions
of gold, silver, platinum, beetroot,
and gemstones, such as opals, sugilites, pyrite, etarakals, and
rotcodites. The last two gain their luminous power through five
grams of antimatter each. They are mined on an ice planet north
of Zubenelgenubi.
The fabrication of the templates is
done in zero gravity, where an exact distance between the mining
planet, a supernova, and a black hole has to be maintained.
One of the most demanding steps is
cooling down the accomplished forms in space. Below we see a
Karate-Doctor logo coming too close to a black
hole.
(Later on, an arbitrariness
artist duct-taped this logo, daubed it with peanut butter, and
tossed it against a wall. Together with a 1539 page interpretation,
it is now regarded as the founding artefact of the so called
"outsourced art
term".)
Next time on "Making Of ..."
the realization of
the
character is described. After an
international casting, leading actors performed Shakespeare's
Macbeth. They were scanned through "Motion Capture" so that a
high-resolution photorealistic computer model could be derived. Its
details were eliminated in post-processing to obtain an abstracted
image. Finally the belt was inserted by means of
the "Chartreuse Screen"
procedure.
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