Product Information
Karate-Doctor
Ingredients
Specialized texts,
analyses, comments, and satire.
Contains traces of
cynism and polemics.
Mode of
Action
Broad-spectrum
scepticism.
Indications
Countering of charlatanry.
Treatment
of severe holiday camp mentality.
Prevention of
indifference.
Long term therapy
of misconceived loyalty and chronical belief in
authorities.
Contraindications
In case of known
oversensitivity to renitency and subversion, one has
to reckon with strong feelings of outrage about
lese-majeste.
Precautions
and Warning Notices
In case of a
spontanous urge to exert physical violence against the authors or
the upcoming desire to forbid the website, one should consult a
dictionary for the definition of censorship, dictatorship, and
freedom of press.
Interactions
Simultaneous
receipt of gift ranks might lead to latent
doubts about the
hedonistic society.
Dosage
The single dose is
arbitrary. The best results are obtained before and after a
training session. The effect can be increased by joining
genuine dojos.
Side
Effects
Confrontation with
reality may lead to cultural shocks and denial of one's own
insights.
Shelf
Life
Because of the
tenacity of the indications, no date of expiry can be forecast for
the website content.
