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Karate-Doctor

 

 

 

Ingredients

 

Specialized texts, analyses, comments, and satire.

Contains traces of cynism and polemics.

 

 

Mode of Action

 

Broad-spectrum scepticism.

 

 

Indications

 

Countering of charlatanry.

 

Treatment of severe holiday camp mentality.

 

Prevention of indifference.

 

Long term therapy of misconceived loyalty and chronical belief in authorities.

 

 

Contraindications

 

In case of known oversensitivity to renitency and subversion, one has to reckon with strong feelings of outrage about lese-majeste.

 

 

Precautions and Warning Notices

 

In case of a spontanous urge to exert physical violence against the authors or the upcoming desire to forbid the website, one should consult a dictionary for the definition of censorship, dictatorship, and freedom of press.

 

 

Interactions

 

Simultaneous receipt of gift ranks might lead to latent doubts about the hedonistic society.   

 

 

Dosage

 

The single dose is arbitrary. The best results are obtained before and after a training session. The effect can be increased by joining genuine dojos. 

 

 

Side Effects

 

Confrontation with reality may lead to cultural shocks and denial of one's own insights. 

 

 

Shelf Life

 

Because of the tenacity of the indications, no date of expiry can be forecast for the website content.                       

 

2004 GNM

 

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