Stargate Budo
Association
I
Greetings, earthlings! We are the Ripoffs and come from a far
away planet outside your galaxy. We offer you thraldom, window
dressing, self-delusion, false prophets, lies, mental enfeeblement,
and a cushy atmosphere, as well as the smallest charges in the
entire sector. In return, you will get documents with foreign
letters, nice stamps, colorful rank insignia, an internal hierarchy
for motivation, and the inhabitants of nine planets take you
for a great
warrior caste.
You've
got one week to decide whether you want to follow us.
Actually, dude, thanks but no
thanks.
We've already got something like
that.
Not again that
crap.
At least they tell the
truth.
Well, but travelling so far just for the
same
shit.
Why wander around in the distance when bad
things lie
nearby.
I won't fall for that all over
.
Do you have at least a cool Ripoff-Doctor
website
?
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