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Antisensei

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Today : Movies and TV

 

II

 

 

 

Antisensei, what means .... ?

 

 

 

2012

 

That is a documentary about the number of people which I graduate every month.

 

 

Doctor Zhivago

 

I promoted him to orange belt, and then he wrote a book about Lara Croft.

 

 

For A Few Dollars More

 

Yes, especially in martial arts entertainment one has to come up with new products to provide consumers with incentives to buy over and over again.

 

 

G.I. Joe

 

The gi is white so that one can better show the belt colors.

 

 

Gone With The Wind

 

Right, people tend to forget very quickly; one can sell them cucumbers as green bananas and as proof of authenticity present some smarmy minion in an ape costume eating them

 

 

Gran Torino

 

For training seminars I always rent a car at the club's expense so that I can drive the instructor and be the only one he gets in contact with. 

 

 

Midnight Meat Train

 

At night, the helpers procure the food for our training courses.

 

 

Mirrors

 

That is the big wall mirror in our gym, and when I stand in front of it,

one can see me from behind; that is awesome.

 

 

Mutiny on the Bounty

 

There is no such thing in my club; I am the captain of my bark.

 

 

Paranormal Activity

 

That are again those Karate-Doctor weirdos; I mean it's not normal what they are doing; that is bad for business and unsettles club members.

 

 

Predator

 

Indeed, guests from abroad love to practice with my people.

 

 

Rambo

 

That are martial art techniques with music.

 

 

Rashomon

 

Um, well, my club is the prime address, and soon I will go public.

 

 

Ronin

 

That are renegade members who founded their own club without my permission.

 

 

Star Wars

 

That is the story about a jedi master who turned to the dark side of the examination rules.

 

 

The Bridge On The River Kwai

 

True, the kiai bridge did start in my club.

 

 

The Color Purple

 

Exactly, even the purple belt does only cost ten euros.

 

 

The Fifth Element

 

The five traditional elements of martial art are kihon, kata, kumite,

waiting period, and graduation fee.

 

 

The Frog Prince

 

That is when you kiss a green belt until he becomes a sponsor.

 

 

The Reader

 

During rank tests I read the donation rules, and then the customers will be graduated.

 

 

Troja

 

That was once a big club until they got a master who was only a beginner.

 

 

 2011  EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE

 

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