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Antisensei

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Today : Philosophy

 

 

 

Antisensei, what means .... ?

 

 

 

Awareness

 

I am the boss - everyone should be aware of that.

 

 

Causality

 

That is when someone gets a rank because he paid the grading fee. 

 

 

Egoism

 

That is when people put their own interests above mine.

 

 

Enlightenment

 

That is useless knowledge which causes doubts with the members.

 

 

Free Will

 

That is when my helpers may determine themselves what they are doing after fulfilling their duty.

 

 

Freedom

 

That is when anyone may leave my club if he doesn't support me. 

 

 

Fundamentalism

 

That is when people absolutely won't do me any favors.

 

Historical Materialism

Uh, um, yes, I am the boss, and we are very popular, and people love coming to our events, and all want to talk to me only.

 

Idealism

 

That is when one wants to do something because it is right but cannot do it because it would cause me trouble.

 

 

Logic

 

All of my green belt students are humans. Einstein is human.

It follows: Einstein is my green belt student. 

 

 

Objectivity

 

That is when people realize that I am right. 

 

 

Optimism

 

That is when I think that everything will continue as before. 

 

 

Pessimism

 

That is when other people think that everything will continue as before. 

 

 

Pragmatism

 

That is when appointing an incompetent person as instructor so that he won't cause any problems.

 

 

Rationality

 

That is when people realize that it is profitable to be obedient.

 

 

Reality

 

That is the awarded rank.

 

 

Subjectivity

 

That are deviations from my intentions.

 

 

Tabu 

 

That is everything what one must not do because it might cause me harm.

 

 

Truth

 

That is that what vanishes when I appear.

 

 

Utopia

 

That is what a rank ought to represent.

 

 

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