Antisensei Explains the World     Today : Philosophy       Antisensei, what means .... ?       Awareness   I am the boss - everyone should be aware of that.     Causality   That is when someone gets a rank because he paid the grading fee.      Egoism   That is when people put their own interests above mine.     Enlightenment   That is useless knowledge which causes doubts with the members.     Free Will   That is when my helpers may determine themselves what they are doing after fulfilling their duty.     Freedom   That is when anyone may leave my club if he doesn't support me.      Fundamentalism   That is when people absolutely won't do me any favors.   Historical Materialism Uh, um, yes, I am the boss, and we are very popular, and people love coming to our events, and all want to talk to me only.   Idealism   That is when one wants to do something because it is right but cannot do it because it would cause me trouble.     Logic   All of my green belt students are humans. Einstein is human. It follows: Einstein is my green belt student.      Objectivity   That is when people realize that I am right.      Optimism   That is when I think that everything will continue as before.      Pessimism   That is when other people think that everything will continue as before.      Pragmatism   That is when appointing an incompetent person as instructor so that he won't cause any problems.     Rationality   That is when people realize that it is profitable to be obedient.     Reality   That is the awarded rank.     Subjectivity   That are deviations from my intentions.     Tabu    That is everything what one must not do because it might cause me harm.     Truth   That is that what vanishes when I appear.     Utopia   That is what a rank ought to represent.     © 2007  EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE