Antisensei Explains the World     Today : Martial Arts       Antisensei, what means ... ?     Belt   That is the colored fabric reminding people that they have to be indebted to me.     Belt Examination   That is when I certify students how good they are so that they will actually become that good one day.     Endurance   That is when one is waiting three months for the next higher rank.      Do   Do what ?     Dojo   That is the room for sweating and screaming.     Gasshuku   That is a big training event with very famous instructors, and they are coming because I want them to come.     Grading Licence   That is my popularity cornucopia.     Grandmaster   That is somebody with a still higher rank than mine.     Karate-Do   That is the way of empty hands, and that means that people will leave me empty-handed.     Karate-Doctor   That are undiscerning wacko cranks.     Ki   That is the internet country code for Kiribati.     Kiai   .....   (During the answer, the interviewer left the room screaming.)     Meditation   That is when the students close their eyes before the training session because I want it so.     Shizen tai   Uh, yes, we got many events, and we don't want any stress, and people envy us because I am the boss.     Test Programme   That is the story which I read out before promoting people.     Tradition   That is when I will be re-elected each year.     Unity of Body and Soul   The body is my club, and when all members do what I say, then this is the unity of body and soul.   Waiting Period That is the available time for procuring the grading fee.     © 2007  EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE