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Antisensei

Explains the World

 

 

Today : Martial Arts

 

 

 

Antisensei, what means ... ?

 

 

Belt

 

That is the colored fabric reminding people that they have to be indebted to me.

 

 

Belt Examination

 

That is when I certify students how good they are so that they will actually become that good one day.

 

 

Endurance

 

That is when one is waiting three months for the next higher rank. 

 

 

Do

 

Do what ?

 

 

Dojo

 

That is the room for sweating and screaming.

 

 

Gasshuku

 

That is a big training event with very famous instructors, and they are coming because I want them to come.

 

 

Grading Licence

 

That is my popularity cornucopia.

 

 

Grandmaster

 

That is somebody with a still higher rank than mine.

 

 

Karate-Do

 

That is the way of empty hands, and that means that people will leave me empty-handed.

 

 

Karate-Doctor

 

That are undiscerning wacko cranks.

 

 

Ki

 

That is the internet country code for Kiribati.

 

 

Kiai

 

.....

 

(During the answer, the interviewer left the room screaming.)

 

 

Meditation

 

That is when the students close their eyes before the training session because I want it so.

 

 

Shizen tai

 

Uh, yes, we got many events, and we don't want any stress, and people envy us because I am the boss.

 

 

Test Programme

 

That is the story which I read out before promoting people.

 

 

Tradition

 

That is when I will be re-elected each year.

 

 

Unity of Body and Soul

 

The body is my club, and when all members do what I say, then this is the unity of body and soul.

 

Waiting Period

That is the available time for procuring the grading fee.

 

 

 2007  EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE

 

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