The A Word     Recently at the advanced training class ...     OSS.    OSS.   Jodan.   What ?    Jodan.   Tschodan ?   Jodan.   Jodan what ?   Tsuki jodan.   Which tsuki ?   Oi-tsuki jodan.   ..........................................    Aiiiii !   Stop it. I haven't confirmed it. I'm not yet ready.   ..........................................   ..........................................   ..........................................   Jodan is an attack to the head, isn't it  ?!   Yes.   ..........................................   ..........................................   ..........................................   ..........................................   OSS.   ..........................................   ..........................................   Aiiiii !   Ai Ah !   ..........................................   Man, you nearly hit me.   Defence ?!   That's not how we practiced  it.    No ?   No.   Where do you come from ?   From the *** dojo.   I see.   So what ?! And you ?   From the ### club.   And how do you practise it ?   It depends. I do it mostly the same way as you do.   Then why do you attack me so hard ?   Well, because, you never know who you are dealing with.   How do you mean that ? That is somewhat ambigous.   Well, I am ... are you ... too ... well ...   Just say it, sooner or later the others will notice it anyway.   What ... well ...   I am anti.    Me too, second anti-kyu.    I am third anti-kyu.   I don't dare to admit it openly. In my club most people are still not anti.   You cannot keep it secret forever. That will destroy you.    I know, but I need time. All of my relatives have been trained traditionally, really hard and with genuine belt examinations.   Oh man, I can imagine that. Why don't you check out our club ?    What's going on there ?   It is a traditional anti-dojo. Our instructor is an antisensei himself.   Do I know him ?   Maybe, he is giving away ranks en masse.   Then he is also an anti-examiner ... great.   You will for sure be welcome. Just talk to him. He always needs helpers.   ..........................................   ..........................................   ..........................................   ..........................................     Antilles  Arse- Licker Abjection Antigone Aquisitive Abstruse Anti-Official Avarice Abnegate Awkward Apathy Anti-Examiner Anti-Kyu Awful Abominable Asshole Anti-Sensei Anti-Dojo Absurd Abetting Anti-Dan Anti-Association Adulteration Anti-Social Ac complice Abasing Alienation Acephalous Antipasta Attaint Attitudinizing Abuse Antelope               © 2007 NED