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Recently at the advanced training class ...

 

 

OSS.

  

OSS.

 

Jodan.

 

What ?

  

Jodan.

 

Tschodan ?

 

Jodan.

 

Jodan what ?

 

Tsuki jodan.

 

Which tsuki ?

 

Oi-tsuki jodan.

 

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Aiiiii !

 

Stop it. I haven't confirmed it. I'm not yet ready.

 

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Jodan is an attack to the head, isn't it  ?!

 

Yes.

 

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OSS.

 

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Aiiiii !

 

Ai Ah !

 

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Man, you nearly hit me.

 

Defence ?!

 

That's not how we practiced  it. 

 

No ?

 

No.

 

Where do you come from ?

 

From the *** dojo.

 

I see.

 

So what ?! And you ?

 

From the ### club.

 

And how do you practise it ?

 

It depends. I do it mostly the same way as you do.

 

Then why do you attack me so hard ?

 

Well, because, you never know who you are dealing with.

 

How do you mean that ? That is somewhat ambigous.

 

Well, I am ... are you ... too ... well ...

 

Just say it, sooner or later the others will notice it anyway.

 

What ... well ...

 

I am anti. 

 

Me too, second anti-kyu. 

 

I am third anti-kyu.

 

I don't dare to admit it openly. In my club most people are still not anti.

 

You cannot keep it secret forever. That will destroy you. 

 

I know, but I need time. All of my relatives have been trained traditionally, really hard and with genuine belt examinations.

 

Oh man, I can imagine that. Why don't you check out our club ? 

 

What's going on there ?

 

It is a traditional anti-dojo. Our instructor is an antisensei himself.

 

Do I know him ?

 

Maybe, he is giving away ranks en masse.

 

Then he is also an anti-examiner ... great.

 

You will for sure be welcome. Just talk to him. He always needs helpers.

 

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Antilles 

Arse-

Licker

Abjection

Antigone

Aquisitive

Abstruse

Anti-Official

Avarice

Abnegate

Awkward

Apathy

Anti-Examiner

Anti-Kyu

Awful

Abominable

Asshole

Anti-Sensei

Anti-Dojo Absurd

Abetting

Anti-Dan

Anti-Association

Adulteration

Anti-Social

Ac

complice

Abasing

Alienation

Acephalous
Antipasta

Attaint

Attitudinizing

Abuse

Antelope

 

       

 

 

 2007 NED

 

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