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A sport machine had the complaint
That his repute was so faint
He won tournaments
And beat up cattle with his hands
And rightly unknown he remained
The anti-master fumed
When he was lampooned
And his scam was debunked
And his nimbus was junked
And his downfall loomed
A consumer pined for more
What might be for him in store
Like symbols of power
And tinsel to devour
His lore was not galore
Some activists were really sad
Because the climate was so bad
They glued their hands
To an elelctric fence
That made them really mad
A black hole told aloud
What its existence was about
It launched a podcast to reveal
Its inner working and its zeal
But none of this came out
An influencer joined a course
To improve his fighting force
For his aesthetics
He gobbled cosmetics
And left on all fours
A snake oil salesman got the notion
To promote his latest potion
In a club with experts
And certified nerds
That just caused a big commotion
100 kilos muscle mass
Thought it was of upper class
Dreamt of setting up its reign
And to ride the gravy train
Reality proved it a farce
A parrot wanted to connect
By speaking politically correct
It created a rift
When his colleagues were miffed
And started in droves to defect
A life coach talked with eloquence
About his utter competence
But no one disputed
That he could be substituted
By an app with artificial intelligence
A koala decided to commence
Studying the self-defence
He asked the grizzly for advice
Who just said "scale up your size"
It was a vain experience
