the new edition of our documentary series "Reality of Martial Arts".
We want to find out whether the situation is really as dire as
pictured by some people. Today we visit the club of X on the occasion of his recently published
book "Breathing and Martial Arts - An inseparable
first a question to his
longtime instructor Y.
What are the main reasons for X carrying the hopes
of the budo world ?
There is of course the goal oriented complexity of his
thought process in combination with traditional
claim that the success of X in
competitions is to be attributed to his pronounced constitution, and
that he would be lost without his extraordinary bulk of muscles and
This is some vicious defamation. X has always been rooted in spiritual
planes, generating his power through deep meditation.
You are advertising that X was
elected "Mister Wrecking Ball 2008".
Well, yes, but this is only a superficiality. The true
X is the paragon of a renaissance
We now welcome X, holder of several
black belts and multiple tournament
X, you are engaging yourself in breath control
and breath power both in theory and practise
How did you
come up with this ? What are your philosophical foundations and
do you see the spiritual heritage of martial
arts endangered ?
was in the gym pumping iron for the coming martial arts show.
And suddenly there was a power failure. Then it became
Right, and the air condition didn't work either, and
suddenly it started smelling real bad. Then I stopped breathing and
continued practising. So, first I felt dizzy, and then I
fainted and fell flat on my
does this correlate with ... breathing ... control
... technique ... the mental aspect ... somehow
realized that inhaling and exhaling are very
isn't it ? Spiritual contents being lost, my
This cannot go
on air. The guy is a complete moron, and his instructor had
once beaten someone up who had asked him whether he was washing
Say that loud to the camera,
I don't think
forearms the size of traffic bollards, and the other guy is record
holder in endurance yelling at pigs.
Have you seen
the book by X ?
Yes, in principle it is a market survery of
What topics do we have in the future
There is a representative from the martial arts
association, who wants to introduce 192 further belt rank
colors, another one plans to introduce millipoints at
tournaments, big brother in the locker room, and a group of people
intending to put the Karate-Doctor crew into a re-education
Do we have anyone from the Karate-Doctor website
The owner of our station has forbidden any
X, Y, thank you for the ...