Making
of
Graduation
Politics
The completed "Graduation
Politics"
The graduation spree of the budo
association
caught international
attention
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The work for "Graduation Politics"
commenced in the summer of 1984. After years of intensive planning,
the logistic preconditions to realize the project had been
accomplished. Just procuring the materials for the
belt had taken several years. However, in the final phase a
shortage of supplies became apparent. Literally at the very last
minute, the additionally required fabric was seized from two artists
who wanted to wrap the chinese
wall.
In 1985 an international
tender was issued for the production of the 28000 km long
and 250 km wide belt.
The contract went to an eastern
superpower, which offered free processing of the fabric under the
condition that the finished belt should be dyed red. Over years the
production of the belt occupied most of the country's labor,
material, and financial resources. After completion in 1989 it
became obvious that the country and its satellites were not able to
provide enough red color. The withdrawal from the project caused
increasing discontent in the population and as a consequence
political upheavals in the entire region. After these events it was
decided to dye the belt
green.
The coloring was to be done in a
reservoir in asia, solely build for that purpose. In order to
keep the project secret, authorities told the public that it
was about land reclamation and energy production. After numerous
protests by environmentalists and provincial governments, a
settlement was reached. It comprised the annual production of a
manufacturer of luxury cars and the relocation of several dozen
animal and plant species, among them the endangered "flamingo hippo"
and the "puke tulip (Tulipa
Vomitus)".
Concurrently, all available
quantities of green color were bought up, causing a shortage on
the world market with consequences for daily life. Much of
the color was made of crude oil,
thus driving the oil price up to new historical highs. International
analysts agree that the next wars will be fought over green
color.
The transport to the moon was
accomplished with rented shuttles, which were pulled out from the
ozon-hole-patch-project.
The costs for the entire venture
total 300 billion U.S. dollars. It will be financed
through the national educational budget, tolls for pedestrian
crossings, and an increase in value-added
tax.
On a clear november night, the
mission was launched. Even with the naked eye, the shuttles
with the towed belt could be watched from
earth.
Having reached their destination,
the two towing shuttles flew around the moon in opposite
directions. The knot was tied by landing modules manoeuvering near
the surface. The final phase consisted in aligning the belt's
ends.
Here we see shuttles 1 and 2
dragging the belt ends downwards, using the auxiliary ropes 5 and 6.
Shuttle 3 stays as backup in a waiting position, and photos are
taken by shuttle
4.
For the final picture, shuttles and
ropes were glossed over, and image artefacts were
removed.
Immediately after the
announcement of the undertaking, a fierce debate arose about the
future use of the fabric past the end of the project. An
ecologically oriented party wanted to use the belt for public
relation purposes. It renounced doing so when it became
public that a large part of the color consisted of plant
extracts for which a third of the rain forest had been chopped
down.
A receiving company, made up of all
interest groups, appointed a committee which made the compromise
to shoot the belt into a black hole
in space. After a series of expert opinions concerning the
innocuousness for terrestrial toad migration in southern Germany,
the plan was executed. This led to the occlusion of the black
hole and the formation of a green hole, which started to suck in its
surroundings with increasing
intensity.
Having finished their calculations,
the involved astrophysicists sold their long-term financial assets
and quit their jobs. Politicians of all parties praised
the green hole as a symbol for globalization and free market
economy.
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