The local antisensei started his new
job as a doorman at a
Hi, may we get in ?
We too ?
But we've stil got our dirty work clothes
Doesn't matter. They will get clean
I think my shoes are
somewhat inappropriate ?!
Never mind, extreme spikes are again in
Hello, you guys up there, yes, you. Come here. Wipe
off the blood and get inside. We've still got plenty of room.
Are you sure the business should be
run this way ?
I've already churned out 500 entrance
tickets this weekend. We are very popular. The boss of the
chain will surely promote me.
glad you are back again. Did they release you earlier
Nope, I escaped.
Great, got some time to help me
Such characters shouldn't be around here at
yes, I will take care of that. When people make an effort, one
should accomodate them.
Some of them again didn't
yes, they never do. We have to avoid any trouble. One has to be very
diplomatic to not upset the
Hi, what's going on ? What kind of clientele have
We've got very high standards and are everywhere
known and popular. I always place high value on a pleasant
Isn't that guy banned from this place
for life ?
Forget it. We've got to integrate the folks, or they
won't come back again.
Hello, you two, yes, you. May I interrupt you for a
second ?! Would you like to continue fighting inside
I don't know whether I should come in. Music
always makes me so aggressive.
Never mind, you will grow into
May I take my fighting dog inside
Certainly, we are traditionally very fond of animals.
You remember that the guy with his combat
cats is already downstairs ?
So what ? I cannot let them stay
Hey, what's in the bottles
Just some kind of stuff.
I see, that's fine, have fun. I will call you next
Sure, great. It's always cool
with your place
This is a good friend of mine, very obedient and really
Is there an electric socket and an extension cord
at the bar ?
Yes, several. Have fun.
Did you see what he got in his backpack ?
Well, yes, he really does like to come here. This
is one of my loyal fans.
One ought to throw out most of those people.
No, I am the boss. Anyway, I don't know what the fuss is all
There is an increasing number of complaints from the
If they don't like it, they are free to leave.
Guys ! Guys ! Stop rampaging in front of the
building, better get inside.
Someone just entered with a sawn-off shotgun
Where ? Yes, that's true. Hey, you, come back
immediately ! You cannot go in like
You lost your knife. It must not lie
around at the entrance. You've got to take it with
Hey, dude, I got to
vomit. Let me
Come in, nice to see you. By the way, what's
This is one of those articles where the term
"antisensei" does not necessarily denote a specific person.
Rather it is a synonym for all charlatans. The discotheque is
either the symbol for a single martial arts club or for an
entire martial art association. The bouncer's task in the
figurative sense is to keep out people severely
It's starting off quite
Everything is still relatively
The bouncer idea was motivated by the "Bouncer
Version" of "My Do" in the deleted articles
getting more intense.
will be denied, together with active chumming up, as
Such a text can be attached to various professional
groups. The advantage of the disco - bouncer theme is its
great potential to illustrate the events within clubs
and organisations with many interesting
the quack's true intentions are shining through. In a
club, only few members experience such things in pure
form. Usually one is presented a facade of friendliness
Everything is sacrificed for
Now and then there is a warning voice. In a pre-version of
this text, it was intended to integrate a side plot in which
the critical helper would be fired and replaced by some apple
polisher, but this would have overloaded the article with
Such things can also be observed in the club, and it is one
of the less severe wastes of money.
A potential victim on his way to getting
The usual glossing over with ever the same phoney
slogans. Although this article has a general approach, from time
to time real quotes are
One of the primary objectives is to provide meaningless
statistics for window
The jettison of personal integrity and contents can be
encountered time and again, for minor and
Not only here the wrong clientele is
Such an escalation of the story has two aspects. On the one
hand, the clarity of the statement increases and so does the
entertainment value. On the other hand, extreme analogies entail the
danger to forget that the plot is triggered by real
Originally there was the idea to introduce a
disco-doctor as a parallel to the karate-doctor, but that would have
been too much within the scope of this text. For the same reason, the disco house-rules corresponding to
The term "fun" is frequently encountered as a key
element in decadent thinking. No one shall be
deterred, and club members are served with some convenient
softened martial arts
A cursory, albeit in daily life seldom, glance at the
underlying instrumental view of the antisensei's
At some point, the most absurd and most degenerate conditions
become a matter of course.
An earlier version of this article explicitly stated
that the person carries a chainsaw. However, it could be
anything else, just let your fantasy run wild. Moreover,
the anti-bouncer's answer illustrates the usual beating around
the bush and his self-adulation.
Megalomania, evading questions, and appeasing. This
behavior can be observed regularly at important
and minor issues.
This is once more a quote. It
is frequently expected that people join in, leave, or
at least shut up.
Today's satire will be the reality of tomorrow. In
many cases, yesterday's satire has already become the fact of
The rotten inner logic and the self dynamics of decadent
systems pop up.
Here are again some of the core elements, i.e. the perversion
of contents, chumming up, getting popular, and imposing on
This could go on and on, but it ends
The deleted scenes still add