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You already want to go ?

 

Your waiter told me to leave if I continue peeing on the floor.

 

No, this is a misunderstanding. Just stay. I will sort it out.

 

The staff has no sensitivity. I have to manage everything all by myself.

 

This is against the house rules.

 

No, exactly, one has to customize, times have changed.

 

Such things will attract the wrong clientele. Just watch the dodgy characters hanging around.

 

We have to get bigger. People have to be comfortable and have fun.

 

Can I flush something in your toilet ?

 

Sure, you already know the way. Could you help me later on ?

 

Man, we're running out of toilet paper.

 

I am the boss, I am the boss. I cannot distribute toilet paper.

 

By the way, what happened to the big wall mirror opposite the dance floor ?

 

Yes, exactly, today we have much business, again. 

 

Hi, you come without your wife ?

 

Yes, she stayed at home. She is afraid of getting infected by me.

 

OK, have fun.

 

Why did you look so strangely at that guy ? 

 

This sick idiot does not want to be our sponsor. People are not comitted enough.

 

May we continue fighting inside ?

 

Sure, the main thing is that you are here.

 

Oh man, I got such a bottled-up hatred tonight.

 

Come in. If anybody gets agitated, I will take care of it. People listen to me.

 

Dude, can I take my tame pig inside ? The SPCA wants to cull it because of its airborne salmonellae.

 

Of course. Bring it in the kitchen. There it won't attract attention.

 

Who was that guy ?

 

This is one of my good friends. He grants licences. 

© 2008 EWS

 

Comment

 

These scenes illustrate the basic idea a bit more but do not contribute anything essential new. One could for sure include more analogies and allusions, but at some point the text gets overloaded and the real background will be forgotten.

© 2008 EWS

 

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