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Absenteeism
HAW, 2016,
Museum of Most Modern Art
"Billionaire tries to sell his Rembrandt collection on
the internet for 1 euro - and fails." This is just one of the recent
headlines illustrating the change in the art
market.
What
happened ?
And why
is an empty frame exhibited ? This is not the case. It is not an
empty frame but a picture with a frame where the picture was
removed; and that is something completely different. It is
fantastic, innovative, and incredibly exciting. It challenges the
intellect, probably for an indefinite period of
time.
Why was the picture removed ?
Let's
take a look at the past. Even the creative history
of the
work is a fascinating journey through cultural metabolism. It is
a parade
of tragedies,
trials
and tribulations, the search for goals and prospects, but also of
tremendous
success.
One can
only speculate which visionary approaches were spawned by the desire
for new ways of depiction. Just think of the acclaimed "rotating the
picture", "hanging the painted side towards the wall", and the
legendary
"placing
it in the next room".
Then came a leap into a new
visual language by removing the canvas and emphasizing the frame, as
epitomized by the following genre piece.
Sunrise over Berlin
TDI,
1990, Gallery Ignis
Fatuus
Nowadays, this work is regarded
as the muse for the colored periods of absenteeism.
Yellow
Absenteeism
Orange
Absenteeism Green
Absenteeism
Purple
Absenteeism
Brown Absenteeism
Multicolored
Absenteeisms
1991 -
2015, Collection Normative
Waste
After a decades-long ripening
process, those pioneering icons resulted in today's blooming
absenteeism.
What do the experts
say ?
Scientific studies classify all former graphic art as an
"Aesthetic jumble offering a playground for hordes of
paint adulterators to act out their intellectual still
lifes".
A
high-circulation art magazine called DaVinci's Mona Lisa an
"Overrated stick figure with the appeal of a dust mop".
The
curator of a renowned museum apologized publicly for his Picasso
exhibitions.
Famous critics compared absenteeism with a whale
among shrimps in the ocean of art.
What are the
consequences ?
While the establishment is retreating to stylistic
niches, the concept is being transfered to other forms of
expression.
The
most important spin-offs are the narrative absenteeism
in literature in form of a multivolumed book with blank pages, the
abstract absenteeism, without frame and without title, and the
correlative absenteeism, whose beauty and complexity can only be
imparted by means of the narrative
absenteeism.
A more easily accessible variant is the
subsuming absenteeism, with its abundance of additional associations
and comprehensible subareas leading to the understanding of the
major
work.
Subsuming
Absenteeism
UNE,
2016, Suwarrow Museum of Fine
Arts
Meanwhile, sculpture and theater thrill with
their "Vacant Pedestal Approach" and "Cancelled Stage Show". At the
ballet, the "Freezing Movement School" has by now set the
standard.
Moreover, the zero character ultrashort messaging service is
accepted enthusiastically by consumers
and will steer communication into a new
era.
Just like a meteorite impact sent off the
dinosaurs, absenteeism will encapsulate all previous art forms in
the amber of memory and trigger new evolutionary
trends.
An epic battle has taken place.
Museums and galleries have mutated into fitness centers
marketing the ruins of their misguided policies. Sports such as
Van Gogh throw, trapshooting at Ming vases, and
weightlifting with Michelangelo statues are in
vogue.
What is
left ?
After the collapse of the artscene, a simple
franchising for absenteeisms
evolved. Without effort and for just a small fee,
anyone can purchase a certified original from authorized dealers and
thus participate in the glamour of the artefacts.
We experience the liberation of artists from art, the
liberation of art from skill, the liberation of skill from
artisanship, and eventually the liberation from form and
contents.
How will it go
on ?
Absenteeism opens a socio-culturell wormhole into the
parallel world of meta-art.
It is probably not the end of
traditional art but an important step in this direction. Rumours
about the development of absent absenteeism presage the next
revolution. Optimism envelops us, and we are wallowing in anticipation of
all the marvels which the future
might
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