Road Test Deleted Scenes . . .   When a dog pees on the front bumpers, the airbag covers open with a plop-sound, and colored balloons with funny prints start inflating. . .   Only all passengers' interventions prevent the car to swing off curved roads.  . .   Just before reaching top speed, the spoiler indicator light comes up, and the gas cap opens. . .   Now we are counting on the upward exit. The sunroof opens without problems. Yet, the view of sharpened edges together with the strongly vibrating mechanics motivate us to abandon this attempt. . .   We decide to escape through the windows. Pressing the power windows button results in an electric shock. Another trial with an insulated pen makes the panes slide down a bit and then stop. We reach into the gaps and start pushing them downward. Suddenly there is a jolt, and the power seats move forward on their own until we are squashed against the dashboard. . . . © 2006 SWV

Comment   The main article is already crammed with clues and allusions, so these deleted parts would only add to it. Furthermore, some analogies  are quite far fetched and also require insider knowledge to match them with current affairs. © 2006 SWV