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Spring |
Summer |
Autumn |
Winter |
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Member
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Utilize
this year for further education. Leave the club of the *&%§!
snake oil salesman. |
Especially during the warm season, there
are plentiful reasons to not attend the anti-instructor's training
class. |
Do not neglect the philosophical foundations.
Martial art commences after
payment. |
Especially during the cold
season, there are plentiful reasons to not attend the charlatan's
training class. |
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Antisensei
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At
the beginning of the season you should set high standards. Even
your incompetence can be enlarged. |
Get ready for some serious feelings. Hang up a
picture of yourself and slobber over the reaction of your
minions. |
Awarding
ranks to unsuspicious bystanders in the pedestrian zone can enhance
your popularity. |
Motivate your underlings
through stories about the glory of
flunkyism. |
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Examiner
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This
year you might be awarded the gold leaf stamp pad for long
lasting lackey loyalty. |
A rude
surprise is impending. Classic footage shows the feasibility
of genuine rank examinations. |
Soon the responsibility for checking the
waiting period puts your qualification on the
test. |
The end-of-year review proves
that officials do bear the blame for the decline of your
martial
art. |
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Official
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Fight boredom for the greater
good. Shorter waiting periods between rank promotions will
lift the consumers' mood. |
Experience the excitement of fame. The
introduction of tournaments for toddlers will enter you in the
history books. |
Embrace the pooled insights of the ancestors and get
ready for aquiring a profound motto: Shared income is half
income. |
The end-of-year review proves
that belt examiners do bear the blame for the decline of your
martial art. |
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Instructor
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A
pleasant surprise is impending. Classic footage shows the
feasibility of genuine rank examinations. |
In summer, the average level of
your class can be raised by deploying potted
plants. |
You hit an impasse. Realize the effect of
explanations and stay frustrated until your next futile
attempt. |
Evaluate the abilities
of advanced students and then seek progress in viable
places. Engage in teaching snow men. |
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Helper
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Especially at the start of the
season, the antisensei's orders have to be obeyed
unconditionally. |
Display team spirit. Plan your holidays according
to the anti club president's demands. |
The exhilarating allure of incompetence and
hypocrisy convinces you to serve a further
season. |
Work with apt
exploiters. The
splendor of subjugation satisfies your submissive
needs. |
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Returner
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This
year you will discover your conservative vein. Avoid changes
concerning certain clubs. |
Think about more
promising options.
Ever entertained the idea of assembling a ten
million piece jigsaw puzzle ? |
The moon of doubt scorches illusions. An
abyss of incompetence and hypocrisy motivates you to reassess
your decision. |
Benefit from a surge of choices.
Improve your chances to revive the past by searching for
Atlantis. |
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Examinee
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In spring, bear in mind that the most
important belt examination technique is being present at the
examination. |
In summer, bear in mind that the most important
belt examination technique is the waiting period. |
In autumn, bear in mind that the
most important belt examination technique is the graduation
fee. |
In winter, bear in
mind that the most important belt examination technique is a valid
budo association membership pass. |
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Changer
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This year the antisensei conjunction causes once
again an unfavorable exchange rate. Stay where you
are. |
Listen to nature's
voice. Spring fever is a good reason to not get active. Stay where
you are. |
Wisdom visits your house. Double
change is double fun. Stay where you are. |
At the end of this year, you should already begin
collecting reasons for not changing to the anti-dojo next
year. |
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Fed-Up
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Between January 1 and December 31 is the
best time to leave your rotten club. |
Spring spreads spontaneous pioneering spirit.
Found your own club on the moon. |
The proverb constellation
enlightens your sign. Never
put off till tomorrow what you can do today. |
At the end of this year, you should already begin
collecting reasons to leave the anti-dojo next
year. |
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Sponsor
|
Still around
? |
How much
money |
do you
have |
to
waste ? |
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Follower
|
Years of privation finally pay off.
This season, your much anticipated promotion to deputy
toady master will become reality. |
Don't cut corners on
your education. Submissiveness can be practised. |
Lately your passion for
pleasing authority has diminished considerably. Refresh it by
attending a dog obedience course. |
Wearing a mask during your work
protects you from the cold in winter and
prevents uncovering over the entire
year. |
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Sceptic
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This year you should vigorously refuse
to accept new ranks from anti-examiners. |
In the anti dojo,
doubt everything except your doubts. |
Hang up a picture of
the antisensei and commence vomiting whilst observing the club
members' reactions. |
Notice how higher ranks do less
and less tell about the real
qualification. |
