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Budo-Horoscope

2009

 

The 12 animal zodiacs are generally well known.

Almost unknown are the 13 martial art zodiacs.  

They influence fate and future in their very special way.

 

 

Spring

Summer

Autumn

Winter

Budo Sign

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Member

 

dead end

Utilize this year for further education. Leave the club of the *&%! snake oil salesman.

Especially during  the warm season, there are plentiful reasons to not attend the anti-instructor's training class.

Do not neglect the philosophical foundations. Martial art commences after payment.

Especially during  the cold season, there are plentiful reasons to not attend the charlatan's training class.

Antisensei

 

bread roll

At the beginning of the season you should set high standards. Even your incompetence can be enlarged. Get ready for some serious feelings. Hang up a picture of yourself and slobber over the reaction of your minions.  Awarding ranks to unsuspicious bystanders in the pedestrian zone can enhance your popularity. Motivate your underlings through stories about the glory of flunkyism.

Examiner

 

stamp

This year you might be awarded the gold leaf stamp pad for long lasting lackey loyalty. A rude surprise  is impending. Classic footage shows the feasibility of genuine rank examinations. Soon the responsibility for checking the waiting period puts your qualification on the test.

The end-of-year review proves that officials do bear the blame for the decline of your martial art. 

Official

 

sceptre

Fight boredom for the greater good. Shorter waiting periods between rank promotions will lift the consumers' mood. Experience the excitement of fame. The introduction of tournaments for toddlers will enter you in the history books.

Embrace the pooled insights of the ancestors and get ready for aquiring a profound motto: Shared income is half income. 

The end-of-year review proves that belt examiners do bear the blame for the decline of your martial art. 

Instructor

 

puppet

A pleasant surprise is impending. Classic footage shows the feasibility of genuine rank examinations. In summer, the average level of your class can be raised by deploying potted plants.

You hit an impasse. Realize the effect of explanations and stay frustrated until your next futile attempt.

Evaluate the abilities of advanced students and then seek progress in viable places. Engage in teaching snow men.

Helper

 

handcuffs

Especially at the start of the season, the antisensei's orders have to be obeyed unconditionally.  Display team spirit. Plan your holidays according to the anti club president's demands. The exhilarating allure of incompetence and hypocrisy convinces you to serve a further season.

Work with apt exploiters. The splendor of subjugation satisfies your submissive needs.

Returner

 

Smiley

This year you will discover your conservative vein. Avoid changes concerning certain clubs. 

Think about more promising options.

Ever entertained the idea of assembling a ten million piece jigsaw puzzle ?

The moon of doubt scorches illusions. An abyss of incompetence and hypocrisy motivates you to reassess your decision.

Benefit from a surge of choices. Improve your chances to revive the past by searching for Atlantis.

Examinee

 

gift

In spring, bear in mind that the most important belt examination technique is being present at the examination. In summer, bear in mind that the most important belt examination technique is the waiting period.

In autumn, bear in mind that the most important belt examination technique is the graduation fee.

In winter, bear in mind that the most important belt examination technique is a valid budo association membership pass.

Changer

 

error

This year the antisensei conjunction causes once again an unfavorable exchange rate. Stay where you are. Listen to nature's voice. Spring fever is a good reason to not get active. Stay where you are.

Wisdom visits your house. Double change is double fun. Stay where you are.

At the end of this year, you should already begin collecting reasons for not changing to the anti-dojo next year.

Fed-Up

 

5 to 12

Between January 1 and December 31 is the best time to leave your rotten club. Spring spreads spontaneous pioneering spirit. Found your own club on the moon.

The proverb constellation enlightens your sign. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

At the end of this year, you should already begin collecting reasons to leave the anti-dojo next year.

Sponsor

 

money

Still around ? How much money do you have to waste ?

Follower

 

wind vanes

Years of privation finally pay off. This season, your much anticipated promotion to deputy toady master will become reality. Don't cut corners on your education. Submissiveness can be practised. Lately your passion for pleasing authority has diminished considerably.  Refresh it by attending a dog obedience course. Wearing a mask during your work protects you from the cold in winter and prevents uncovering over the entire year.

Sceptic

 

question mark

This year you should vigorously refuse to accept new ranks from anti-examiners.

In the anti dojo, doubt everything except your doubts.  Hang up a picture of the antisensei and commence vomiting whilst observing the club members' reactions. Notice how higher ranks do less and less tell about the real qualification. 

 

2009 EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE                        

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