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Spring |
Summer |
Autumn |
Winter |
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Budo Zodiac |
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Member
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Plan forward and use the coming year
for martial arts training. Leave
the pseudojo. |
Antisensei is in the fifth
house. Escape to the sixth or seventh
one. |
Be
obedient and everything will be in harmony. |
A busybody visits your
sign. Dispose of it professionally. |
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Antisensei
|
The constellation of anti-association and grading
licence promises a successful year, as usual. |
The summer break approaches. Increase
your popularity by distributing belt-samples in the pedestrian
zone. |
Be in
harmony with the obedient ones. |
Explore new paths. The
graduation of toddlers makes the parents proud and
happy. |
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Examiner
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At rank tests you should set the
highest standard
to the quality of the stamp. |
Consider your signature on rank documents
as an autograph which nobody must be
denied. |
Get inspired by the autumn leaf color. Make
your belt examinations more valuable by gilding
the certificates. |
Especially in winter you
should display utter munificence. |
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Official
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Use this year to fulfill a
dream. Establish your own budo association. |
During the summer break, you declare
nepotism an art form. |
The anti-association
ascendant stands favourably to name a tournament after
yourself. |
Increase the difficulty
of rank examinations by raising the fees. |
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Instructor
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Early
this year, an extensive praise by the antisensei depreciates your
reputation. Reflect about what you have done
wrong. |
The antidojo-conjunction advises
caution. Correct execution of techniques will brand you an
outsider. |
Take half-yearly stock and resignate. Search
success through training small animals.
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During winter,
delight in the sudden belt color changes of your most
incompetent students. |
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Helper
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Even at the start of the new
season, criticism of the antisensei must be reported
immediately. |
The blending of helper and sponsor
activities provides increasing popularity with the
charlatan. |
In case of decreasing
motivation to serve, remember the swagger potential of new
colorful belts. |
Commence preparing for the
next season by honing your hypocrisy skills. |
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Returner
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Take
spring fever as a cause for staying away from the anti-dojo the
entire year. |
At bad weather, watch a graduation show and do
not forget to bring along drinks and
popcorn. |
Get inspired by the autumn sky. Increasing
the distance to the antidojo will increase your
qualification. |
Prolonged hibernation delivers better
training results than the anti-dojo. |
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Examinee
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Stick to
new year's resolutions. Handing over the exact graduation fee
ensures a harmonic grading event. |
Enjoy the summer. Fear of belt examinations is
irrational. Look at the failure rates of previous
years. |
Utilize the waiting period until the
next rank promotion with waiting. |
Low temperatures
sharpen the mind. The color of snow corresponds to your
true rank. |
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Changer
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You plan to join the ***
anti dojo. Rethink your intention
during pimping the local sewage
plants. |
Rethink your intention during regular visits to
the petting
zoo. |
Rethink your intention during several trips
around the world. |
Rethink your intention during building snow
skyscapers. |
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Fed-Up
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Observe obedient followers and thereafter
puke copiously into your club documents. |
Stay alert even in the heat of the summer.
Changing your address and phone number will spare you unpleasant
surprises. |
Prepare for a meeting with the con man. Learn to
close your ears. |
Days are getting shorter. Pass
your negative experiences on to potential
returners. |
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Sponsor
|
Start the year by
creating a new job. Hire someone supporting you throwing money
down the drain. |
At the business school,
your case proves a recipe for
uninhibited guffawing. |
Get active in autumn.
Turn yourself in for aggravated stupidity. |
During the cold season,
burning your money presents an attractive alternative to sponsoring
the antidojo. |
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Follower
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Internalize this year's motto: One must obey
authority. |
Estival give-away stars
promote creativity. Invent a new gesture for blinde
deference. |
Doubts about your
loyalty can be removed by a well placed antisensei
tattoo. |
At the end of the year, your
servility reflexes will be challenged to the
extreme. |
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Sceptic
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Between January 1 and December 31 is the best
time to escape from the wannabe dojo. |
Full moon fosters truth
and insight. While insulting followers, your expertise is being
praised. |
Enhance your qualification by
oversleeping the dilettante's training
classes. |
Tie a green belt round a snowman
and watch the antisensei sweet-talking
him. |
