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Snip pets II

 

 

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who is the biggest quack of all ?

 

That is you, Mr CEO, 

but the anti-masters

and their grading spree

are far more rotten

than you could ever be.

Mirror

 

 

 

Bring the hair dryer - Antisensei takes a bath

 

How is that meant ?

Afterwards we stick it into his ass to dry his lackeys.

Fair enough.

 

 

 

Film Tip

Little Hulk

Smiley

 

 

 

The club chairman rhymes

 

You are so good, you are so nice.

Obey me and you'll get the price.

The members rhyme back

 

Charlatan make us your fans

And churn out many freebie ranks

 

 

 

Ask not what the association can do for you -

ask what you can do for the window dressing society.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

News from the countryside

And this time we will have real examinations

Smiley

 

 

Anti-Association recommends

 

Kata Light

 

Half number of moves - Only 1 kime

 

The official graduation kata for the modern generation

 

Smiley boxing

 

 

 

The club chairman rhymes again

 

I want my next dan fast and free,

or I will stop the cheatery

 

The budo association rhymes back

 

We really do use you a lot.

You are a useful idiot.

 

 

Smiley punching

 

Ouch, I was not yet ready.

 

 

 

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes the Hulk.

When the Hulk gets angry, he becomes a  Karate-Doctor.

 

 

 

 

Captain, the ship is sinking !

 

 

 

Enter the lifeboats.

Women, children, and martial art officials first.

 

 

 

 

Pre-Visualization Test

Antisensei Star Wars

 

Anti Star Wars

 

 

 

 

Light Bulb Joke

 

 

Question:

 

How many antisenseis do you need to change a 100 watts light bulb ?

 

 

Answer:

 

Two.

 

The first one screws in a 40 watts bulb, and the second one promotes it to 100 watts, in order to motivate it to grow into its task.

 

 

Ode to the Antisensei

 

I

 

Antisensei do admit

Your fourth dan is just worthless shit

Needless though it is to say

The third one was a giveaway

Take both and the next one too

Flush them down the nearest loo

And when you reach the first dan rank

Bleach until it's white and blank

 

 

 

After extensive research, the Feng Chui master developed a new motto for the anti-dojo.

 

Kanji

 

 

 

 

Rank Examination -- Budoka's Friend

If it is too arduous,

you are in a holiday club

 

 

Ode to the Antisensei

 

II

 

Antisensei do admit

All your ranks are worthless shit

Though there was a fee to pay

They all were but a giveaway

Flush them down the deepest loo

Consider this for yourself too

And when you reach the sewage hub

Announce this as your latest club

Then every fervent minion

Will join your new dominion

 

Sign

 

Have a Break, have a Graduation

To Rent

 

Your lese-majeste

 could be placed here

 

Choose Your Way - Practise or Pay

Graduation Maze

 

 

Clock - 5 to and past 12

 

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The texts hitherto published on this website correspond in form and contents to conventional verbal weapons. An arsenal of tactical and strategic verbal nuclear weapons is available.

 

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