Snip pets II       Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest quack of all ?   That is you, Mr CEO,  but the anti-masters and their grading spree are far more rotten than you could ever be.       Bring the hair dryer - Antisensei has taken a shower   How is that meant ? We stick it into his ass to dry his lackeys. Fair enough.       Film Tip Little Hulk       The club chairman rhymes   You are so good, you are so nice. Obey me and you'll get the price. The members rhyme back   Charlatan make us your fans And churn out many freebie ranks       Ask not what the association can do for you - ask what you can do for the window dressing society.                 News from the countryside And this time we will have real examinations     Anti-Association recommends   Kata Light   Half number of moves - Only 1 kime   The official graduation kata for the modern generation         The club chairman rhymes again   I want my next dan fast and free, or I will stop the cheatery   The budo association rhymes back   We really do use you a lot. You are a useful idiot.       Ouch, I was not yet ready.       When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he becomes a  Karate-Doctor.         Captain, the ship is sinking !       Enter the lifeboats. Women, children, and martial art officials first.         Pre-Visualization Test Antisensei Star Wars           Light Bulb Joke     Question:   How many antisenseis do you need to change a 100 watts light bulb ?     Answer:   Two.   The first one screws in a 40 watts bulb, and the second one promotes it to 100 watts, in order to motivate it to grow into its task.     Ode to the Antisensei   I   Antisensei do admit Your fourth dan is just worthless shit Needless though it is to say The third one was a giveaway Take both and the next one too Flush them down the nearest loo And when you reach the first dan rank Bleach until it's white and blank       After extensive research, the Feng Chui master developed a new motto for the anti-dojo.           Rank Examination -- Budoka's Friend If it is too arduous, you are in a holiday club     Ode to the Antisensei   II   Antisensei do admit All your ranks are worthless shit Though there was a fee to pay They all were but a giveaway Flush them down the deepest loo Consider this for yourself too And when you reach the sewage hub Announce this as your latest club Then every fervent minion Will join your new dominion     Have a Break, have a Graduation To Rent   Your lese-majeste  could be placed here   Choose Your Way - Practise or Pay       No yellow belts were harmed in the making of this website.       © 2006 - 2009   EWS + GNM + HAW + NED + SWV + TDI + UNE   The texts hitherto published on this website correspond in form and contents to conventional verbal weapons. An arsenal of tactical and strategic verbal nuclear weapons is available.