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If you color my belt, I will color your belt.

Say that I am huge, and I say that you are big.

One fake grade deserves another.

Antisensei does not decolor antisensei.          



Rank giveaways are the continuation of politics with other means.



La La La La Lalalaa La La La La Lalalaa

Lalalalaa Kiaiaiai La La La La Lalalaa Laaa



Holiday Club Do Kanji Way of the Fun



                      Vivat talmisensei, pereat budo !



                                                                            Belt Express Service


Belt Delivery  Service

                                                                                                   TheBelt Vendor






HeSmiley dancingan YSmiley dancingndan  20XX   



Antisensei vs. Predator

Whoever wins - We loose






The belt is a piece of fabric.

Heresy ! Repent !


Don't look a gift rank at the color.


!! Impertinence !!

!! Defamation !!

!! Lèse Majesté !!



It was the time when the club emblem adopted to reality                    



   The wellness Kiai Smiley      


For our mathematicians




      +       nX


      = AEROBICS




n association




lim             (x + Dojo) =  Crap

 x --> Antisensei






You have the right to refrain from training with the antisensei. Anything you do will be used

against you in real life. You have the right to a genuine dojo. If you cannot afford one, stay at home.


Veni  - Vidi  - Smiley   


The green belt is the best friend of man.



That is just ***C****red***



And before the tournament, we will pay a visit to the tanning saloon.


Of course we are traditional  Smiley    



!! Heresy !!



Heian Nerdan !

The first encounter of the Anti-Dojo    Smiley




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If you don't like it, you can always leave.


The other day I watched someone getting beaten up.

Because I didn't like it, I left. 


It is disgusting to draw such a parallel !



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Make it Olympic - Finish it off ! 



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The current edition of the Karate-Doctor homepage is the 18 rated version. There is also a director´s cut, which is under lock and key together with the Area 51 reports and the Kennedy files.